So Many Kinds

Very NSFW post behind the cut

A list of types of sex. Feel free to leave additional kinds on the comments.

1. Giggly, Sweet Sex
2. You've Been Away Far Too Long Sex
3. We Need to Get Inside Before We Get Arrested Sex
4. Shhhhh, I'm Taking My Time Sex
5. Come on Baby Make It Hurt So Good Sex
6. Did I Say You Could Look? Sex
7. Laughing Screaming Sex
8. Oh Wow This is Awkward Sex
9. Late for Work Sex
10. Can't Wait to Get Upstairs Sex
11. We Better Stretch First Sex
12. Pure Connection Sex
13. Strawberries and Whipped Cream Sex
14. Acrobatic Sex
15. Feeling Every Inch of Skin Sex
16. You Can't Touch This Sex
17. Screaming Out Deities' Names Sex
18. Just a Look and I'm Ready Sex
19. Three to Tango Sex
20. Rip Your Clothes Off Sex
21. Baby Oil and Gatorade Sex
22. Fall Out of Bed Who Cares Don't Stop Sex
23. Who's Your Daddy? Sex
24. Shower Sex
25. On Your Knees Sex
26. Get Out Your Boots; There's Gonna be a Flood Sex
27. Grass Stains Sex
28. Tit for Tat Sex
29. Never Tell Me the Odds Sex
30. You Broke My Paddle Sex
31. Suspense Building Sex
32. Get the Facts Sex
33. Shaken Not Stirred Sex
34. I'm Finally Alone Sex
35. Car Sex
36. Wanna See My Piercings? Sex
37. Birthday Spankings Sex
38. Multi-group Coordinated Sex
39. Dancing Queen Sex
40. Still Tender Days Later Sex
41. Faked It Sex
42. Goodbye Sex
43. Hello Sex
44. Beat Me at Backgammon Over and Over and Over Sex
45. What Was I Thinking? Sex
46. It's a Small Load Sex
47. The House is Finally Empty Sex
48. Talk Dirty to Me Sex
49. Non-existent Sex
50. I Love You Sex
51. It Fits! Sex
52. Quickie Sex
53. Hammertime Sex
54. Are Those Leaves in Your Hair? Sex
55. Shattering Into a Million Pieces Sex
56. The Sky's the Limit Sex
57. Whip It, Whip It Good Sex
58. I Thought They'd Never Leave Sex
59. Strictly Mental Sex
60. Eye Closed Do Not Move Sex
61. Lazy Sex
62. Marked for a Week Sex
63. Marked for a Lifetime Sex
64. What's Your Name? Hell, What's My Name? Sex
65. Vacation Sex
66. Morning Sex
67. Nooners
68. Thespian Sex (with actors!)
69. Aural Sex (sometimes done over the phone)
70. Sexting (I thought the list should join the current era)
71. The Condom Broke Sex
72. Public Sex
73. Pity Sex
74. Make-up Sex
75. Birthday Sex
76. Trying to Get Pregnant Sex

10/26/15 Update from Ron and another friend:

77. You Want to Put What? Where? Sex
78. First Time for us Both Sex
79. Trying Something New Sex
80. Oh Crap, What Did We Just Do? Sex
81. Hate Sex
82. Beach Sex (otherwise known as sand in uncomfortable places sex)




So much sex, so little time!