Thursday, January 26, 2017

Coffee: The Solution to Your Office Woes

From Love in the City Shop

Have problems at the office? Smooth out your day, everyday, and imagine what a bit of Classic can do.

Bored with your current project? Look to coffee as your cup of inspiration and pour it in your keyboard. Work can wait while IT hooks you up with a new keyboard

Tired, unable to keep your eyes open for that afternoon meeting? Bring on the day and awaken the senses and you can wake up like it's eight o'clock all over again!

Annoying coworker who won't stop bothering you? Good coffee is like friendship: rich, and warm and strong. Pour it in their lap because where the laws of nature apply, what goes down must be cleaned. They'll run off to clean up your coffee indulgence. From our plantation to your cup to their lap - you'll fall in love with coffee all over again when they stay away from you from now on.

Need a raise? Give the best to your boss: richness worth a second cup and get Rich quick.

Can't think of a way to get noticed by your coworkers? Espress yourself and replace their regular coffee with Folger's Crystals and let's see if they notice! One thing leads to another, but they'll probably ask, "What's that smell?"

Can't get out of bed? The best part of wakin' up is Folgers in your cup. Unless, of course, you want to start the day with great taste. Then you should bring home the coffee they serve in award winning restaurants because better beans make better coffee.

Sick of doing the same thing everyday? Have a new experience every week! It's uncanny how tasting the freshness can help you open up.


1 comment:

Unknown said...

I agree wholeheartedly to everything said above. Little know fact: me before coffee is me asleep. Oh wait.. I think you might already know that.... I obviously haven't had enough coffee yet.